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THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !




RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!


TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

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crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?


incoming -


TAGS: incoming
Rating: 4.11/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.


WHAT DOES IT TAKE -


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

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RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...


MANAGEMENT VS ENGINEERING -


TAGS: didn t see that coming did you
Rating: 4.48/5

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animeenthusiast - March 17, 2010, 12:52 am
Beautiful.


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

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beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. Assume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


SURPRISE -


TAGS: saw it coming
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:24 am
Guess' comment .. ironic no?
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:08 am
I love it, Haar. To me, you've done the impossible.


AM I GOING TO CATCH HELL? - What do you think?


TAGS: couch time coming right up
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:18 pm
LMAO! Nope. You're good to go. Let's move that couch and love seat into the middle and hop over them with the quad you've got in the kitchen. 5Ls.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:04 pm
I know a guy who did that when he was moving out


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.


TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


JASON CLAUS - He's getting ready for next year.


TAGS: jason claus coming to town
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:21 pm
He's making a list. He's checking it twice!


MAYAN CALENDAR -


TAGS: mayan calendar palin doom is coming
Rating: 3.46/5

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Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:34 am
aaaah! It all makes sense now!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:23 pm
wolves*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:22 pm
Will I get to shoot eolves from a helicopter? If so, she's got my vote.
ILB - September 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Agreed :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:46 pm
Preparing end of world celebrations, let's go out with a bang
agdaniele - February 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
Excellent.


CANADA! -


TAGS: coming to win a gosh darn gold medal if that s ok
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mr. Shiny - March 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Being a dual citizen, I can totally appreciate this, 5L!
MO - March 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
That gif is the first thing that popped into my head Dre.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
Can I still post that .gif of the three canadiens running into each other?
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
excellent game!
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm
Puck that!! 5L


ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: becoming one with something alright
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:59 pm
If they did, you just filled it by reading this.


LADY LIBERTY - Immigrants aren't the only ones happy to see her




THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!


TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!


COMING OUT -




THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




I'M FLABBERGASTED -




NAUSEA -


TAGS: aprchallenge nausea becoming a hermit
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by sickartist

falloutghoul - March 29, 2012, 5:12 pm
I think the aura of hatred emmanating from that banner induces nausea.
IllicoPresto - October 16, 2010, 4:22 pm
Finally, someone is pointing out the menace of ankle biters!
LinkFox101113 - October 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
How does one even respond to this? lol
Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 12:37 pm
lol at him only hating the child molesting homosexuals. guess the rest of the molesters are ok. good stuff here


Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


COMING SOON - 'Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Full of Greybeards'




WOMEN'S INTUITION - Some Women Use It Some Do Not




KIM YONG WHO -




BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


YO DAWGING A WISE GUY - maybe not your best move


TAGS: could be a fishing trip coming up
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
Naw...Dre is fucking Ben affleck....I'm sure they let Jimmy watch.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
Who gets stuck banging Jimmy Kimmel? I nominate Dre...he's gone right? Yeah, then I definitely nominate Dre!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 2:22 am
How about them apples?!?!?!
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:14 am
*life keeps me busy
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:13 am
sorry, like keeps me busy. dont have time to keep up with stuf
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:09 am
*No
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:08 am
Ziiinnng!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:07 am
One more goes right over CANADAS head.......shocked! Mo.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:06 am
dont fuck him! thats gay
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
and I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
I'm really ttoo drunk to type....just know that i love you/
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:53 am
Dawg how? You sayin' that I like peanutbutter? 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:52 am
or a wounded burro......Yo Aggy.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:51 am
If there is, I'll advise that it's used sparingly... or I'm going to go at the queue like it's a wounded pinata.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 6:39 pm
Awesome, so is there some kind of generator out there to make these yo dawg posters?


THE WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: somehow i saw that coming good job ladies
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 11:48 am
I usually click "Skip Sponsor" but today I think I might make an exception.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:58 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:46 am
At the risk of being Timmied...The Women of MotiFake are nice gals that love having fun. If that doesn't appeal to you, you may want to try the some of the men of MotiFake...Oh, and good luck with that Erecrottod!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2010, 10:44 am
What's the point of you Erecrottod?.......Have you ever contributed anything to this site?........Are you just a sad Virgin living in his mothers basement? Where your parents first cousins?....go away....don't come back.
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:39 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.


CANADA - Able to leap over a deli counter in a single bound! He'll f*ck up you AND your Dad!


TAGS: you had to know this was coming canada
Rating: 3.09/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 8:24 am
a tribut fron a story i told in the fourm under the thread annoying people
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:01 pm
Capt Canuck - a relation of your's Canada?
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 12:57 pm
brought a tear to my eye, my very own motifake
Agent K - August 12, 2009, 11:49 am
Amsome!
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:48 am
All I needed were the skillz to 'shop in a hockey stick...and *sob!* I just don't have them!!!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:30 am
I LMAO when I seen this


ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.


TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose porn cos porn beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...


COMING OUT - OUT OF THE CLOSET


TAGS: coming out
Rating: 2.14/5
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:44 pm
"AK"... I like that. Alright, fine. FUCK YOU TIMMY! Better?
LogicDude - January 2, 2009, 3:42 pm
No, no AK - in accordance with MWLF's guidance...he is Timmy.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:37 pm
Barry, I know that's you. You little shithead.
LogicDude - January 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
Whatever Timmy.
Jerry Stenson - January 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
The name is Jerry,and I'm Quite insane at times.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 1, 2009, 2:53 am
I say we refer to all the little idiot anonymous posters who can't even be bothered to make up a *fake* name as "Timmy". You post stupid crap anonymously, you're Timmy. (no offense to any actual Tims or Timmys or Timothys is implied)
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 5:43 pm
Hmmm...posted anonymously. What a brave little fuck you must be.


EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


Autumn Dreamin' -




Laugh til you weep -




GOODYELLAS -




Trick or Treat -




IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spacedog

boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: ice cream day she had it coming for a long time her eyes scream in terror
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am
Fuckin eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.


BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin


TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook photo.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!


YOUTH - Without sports or thoughts of Mother-in-laws to distract them, 2 out of every 10 fish suffer from Premature Spawning


TAGS: december challenge get out of the water the fish are coming upstream
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Dude 4515 - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
hilarious LD! five grizlies to catch that premature salmon
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 4:13 pm
that's just sick 5 Caviars


I WONDER - What are the coming attractions ??




THE BAN HAMMER - Phase II




3 STARS - Beats 1 Star ANY Day


TAGS: calamitous politics tunnel upcoming tunnel debate republican democrat
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by calamitous

Calamitous - September 2, 2008, 3:09 am
You speak the truth
Briton of Rose - August 8, 2008, 5:36 am
Unless the one is Chuck Norris, then no combination of three would stand a chance.


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